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  1. Whatchya watching on Netflix?

    I am really not getting if Bojack is good or bad from you people. think I'm just going to give it a go
  2. Whatchya watching on Netflix?

    You always go out of your way to try and prove you have money, it's pathetic. But since you used to brag about buying expensive clothes whilst working at Clintons and living in your mother's attic, I call bullshit.
  3. Whatchya watching on Netflix?

    Please don't send me this one too.
  4. Whatchya watching on Netflix?

    Yeah, people that occasionally clean their living space and eat food are soulmates.
  5. Whatchya watching on Netflix?

    Oh and happy birthday for tonight
  6. Whatchya watching on Netflix?

    You don't have to explain yourself to me. My suggestions were not even serious. So far this Saturday afternoon all I've done is some hoovering and food shopping.
  7. Whatchya watching on Netflix?

    You could read a book? Go for a walk? Meet some friends for a drink? jk
  8. That's not what it means, though.
  9. More worried about the poor education they'd be getting from you.
  10. Luke works in a school? Goodness me, the poor children.
  11. You really are a dumb fuck.
  12. Sure, schoolgirls should cover themselves up head to toe and not be evil temptresses.
  13. I have a vivid memory of being out shopping for clothes with my mum and picking a t-shirt with lot of sea creatures on it. I've always liked the sea and swimming and water sports, that sort of stuff the lady at the till was like 'oh no honey, this is from the boys section' then my short-tempered mother says to her 'honeeeey that's what she wants and that's what we're going to get' with the nastiest tone I was actually embarrassed in the moment (my mum has always argued with strangers and seems to enjoy humiliating me in public) and to be honest, don't think she had any principles or gender issues in mind, she just enjoys an argument, but this is now a fond memory
  14. John Lewis. Fuck off!
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