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On 12/16/2017 at 3:29 PM, Holly Jolly Arse Magic said:

My mum used to buy Safeway Savers cola but you don't see me acting the Billy big balls about it

 

Just got home for Christmas to find this

 

mOUMCSm.jpg

 

Are they having a laugh? I hope the real stuff is being saved for tomorrow, or there will be trouble. 

 

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12 hours ago, Holly Jolly Arse Magic said:

 

Just got home for Christmas to find this

 

mOUMCSm.jpg

 

Are they having a laugh? I hope the real stuff is being saved for tomorrow, or there will be trouble. 

 

Why do mums buy crap pop? Why? Why d'they buy it? They go t'supermarket on friday night, do the friday big shop. They come back. They never bu- Iron Brew. Iron Brew. Never Irn Bru. Iron Brew. 8 litres for 40p. Crap pop. Shit pop. Pop you don't want.

"Get it drunk."

"I'm not drinkin' it."

"Get it drunk."

"I'm not drinkin' it, mum, I wouldn't wash me drains out wi' this, it's crap."

"Get it drunk."

"I'm not drinkin' it, it's horrible. It's too big an' all, it won't even go in t'fridge. Not only is it crap, it's warm. Warm crap pop. We got 18 litres of it 'ere, we don't want any more, stop bringin' it home will you?"

"Only cost 40p."

"I know but it taste rotten."

"There's children starvin' in Ethiopia."

"Send it to 'em. They'll send it back, they won't drink it, it's crap pop."

...once, right, I got so annoyed I started bangin' me 'ead against wall, batterin' me mind I said, "Mum, drink it your fuckin' self" ...woke up, casualty. On a drip filled wi' Iron Brew, bar o' soap hangin' out me mouth.

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