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Remembering Mad Duck

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Way out west there was this fella I wanna tell ya about. Fella by the name of Michael. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. This Michael, he called himself The Duck. Now, "Duck", there's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then, there was a lot about the Duck that didn't make a whole lot of sense to me. And a lot about where he lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so durned interestin'. They call Digital the "City Of Danime", but I didn't find it to be that, exactly. But I'll allow it as there are some nice folks there. 'Course, I can't say I seen London, and I never been to France. And I ain't never seen no Queen in her damned undies, as a fella says. But I'll tell you what... after seein' Digi, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd see in any of them other places. And in English, too. So I can die with a smile on my face, without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me. Now this here story I'm about to unfold took place back in the early '10s - just about the time of our conflict with MRAs and the Incels. I only mention it because sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man... and I'm talkin' about the Duck here; sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Duck. In Digi. And even if he's a lazy man, and the Duck was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in Digi County, which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide. Sometimes there's a man...

 

Sometimes, there's a duck.

 

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