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Trump fears being poisoned by non McDonald's franchises

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I feel like there's this little known American law that states you cannot talk about hurting the president in any way and even talking about it in theory can get you imprisoned for life with no need for a trial.

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I really want to know the dirty details of the process by which Trump acquires McDonald's. Does the Secret Service hit up the drive-through for him every day? Does he have his own McDonald's, the best McDonald's (ask anybody, believe me)? Is it by-the-book McD's, or do they use better ingredients for him? If it isn't made in the White House, how do they keep it warm for him? How much of the taxpayers' money is expended in the pursuit of this diet? Is it more or less than whatever Obama or Bush was eating? Is the bathroom janitor of the White House suicidal?

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